Brother Emsworth Sat Aug 18 00:17:44 2001
Re: I sense a disturbance...
> *sound of shattering glass breaks the silence*
> Err... don't mind me. I'm beginning to fear that this may be one situation that even defenestration can't seem to overcome (at least not immediately.) I mean, it's nice to receive so much Toonbottiness, and the latest is superb, both in structure, and in the blurb (the blurbs had seemed increasingly brief, but today's had as much bite, if not more, as the earliest ones.) Yet, well, this seems so unprecedented that it's horrifying. I mean, you've practically sneered at us regarding the fact that you update only every so often, according to your whim. And now... Well, this seems disturbing, really, as Tirdun put it. Has somee external evil force taken over our beloved meta-cartoonist? Is a clone at the bottom of all this? Or have you spent too much time staring into Mao's eyes? Or is it your subliminal Orange Guy urges?
Please, Michael, you may need help. We'll all be there for you during this trying time, but don't try to disillusion yourself.
Even the wolverines are frightened. And you know hoe Fenny gets when she's over-excited. It's not unmixedly pleasant. And for all we know, this bizarre malady or force may be contagious. Fellow Jihad members, rise up, and save our leader from himself or an extraterrestrial facsimile thereof! Our possibly evil penguins or Italians.
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