Jenn Mon Jul 23 09:55:29 2001
Seussian Goodness!
After much fear and trepidation, I attempt my very first post anywhere. My debut, if you will. Please don't beat me. The likelihood of me doing this right is roughly 27 times less than that Orange guy getting invited to the Boxjam's for dinner.
(Don't babble, please don't babble.)
I applaud the (Brother Emsworth term originated) Return of The Seussian Cadence in the latest strip...how tasty!
I also applaud the Jihad, and generally stand in awestruck wonder of the entire concept.
Perhaps, if I work very hard scouring pots in the mighty kitchens of the Jihad family home, I can earn my way up to my dream: a title in the Jihad.
Jenn Wannabe Generic Jihad Member With No Title
(Can I have a membership card anyways?)
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Michael Mon Jul 23 10:52:18 2001
Re: Seussian Goodness!
> After much fear and trepidation, (and email browbeating)
> The likelihood of me doing this
> right is roughly 27 times less than that Orange guy getting invited to the
> Boxjam's for dinner.
He's never said a word about it. That jerk.
> Jenn Wannabe Generic Jihad Member With No Title
Be careful what you wish for; by the power vested in me pursuant to the Toonbots Code paragraph VVII.42(a) subparagraph "Yellow", yadda yadda yadda, so mote it be.
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Tirdun Mon Jul 23 11:15:28 2001
Re: Seussian Goodness!
> by the power vested in me pursuant to the
> Toonbots Code paragraph VVII.42(a) subparagraph "Yellow", yadda
> yadda yadda, so mote it be.
Welcome aboard, Jenn! We'll add you to the chores docket and you'll have to bring something to the pot-luck next weekend. The Jihaad grows by leaps and bounds!
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Jenn Mon Jul 23 14:22:04 2001
Chores Docket & Green Jello Salad
Joy! Acceptance into the Jihad! This is such a surprise! I'm...I'm overwhelmed! I'd just like to thank a few people...
*whips out a massive roll of paper*
My mother, for feeling that Lewis Caroll was perfectly fine bedtime story material, my father, for supplimenting that with a healthy dose of TS Eliot, the wolverines for not snapping at my ankles...
> We'll add you to the chores docket
Hey! Is it normal to have a whole month of cleaning the wolverine's litter box in a row? Or is this like hazing? Do I have to defenestrate someone next?
> bring something to the pot-luck next weekend.
I suppose that someone else is already bringing jello salad. Probably one of the wolverines. I don't suppose ketchup counts, either...
Jenn,
Officially a Generic Member of the Jihad!
Is my membership card being mailed?
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Napoleon Tue Jul 24 02:06:34 2001
Re: Chores Docket & Green Jello Salad
> Hey! Is it normal to have a whole month of cleaning the wolverine's litter
> box in a row? Or is this like hazing? Do I have to defenestrate someone
> next?
No, but you hafta *be* defenestrated.
*does the honors*
Sidenote: if it came out right, there should be a photo involving myself, Emsworth, and a window, which everyone will get to see upon his getting it developed and scanned... no, he's not going through the window, sadly enough. I must be slipping.
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Tirdun Tue Jul 24 05:36:59 2001
Re: Chores Docket & Green Jello Salad
> No, but you hafta *be* defenestrated.
> *does the honors*
Why do they always look so surprised? You'd think word had gotten around by now. Mmmm, jello salad.
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Jenn Tue Jul 24 10:36:52 2001
Mmmmm...defenestration
Wow! My first defene....ow! I thought you got a nice soft wolverine to land on!
Defenestrated at 2 am. I /thought/ my sleep was a little restless last night.
Y'all are like...my gods. You're posting to the forum before I'm even conscious.
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Michael Tue Jul 24 11:07:59 2001
Re: Mmmmm...defenestration
> You're posting to the forum before I'm even
> conscious.
What makes you think *they're* conscious?
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Tirdun Tue Jul 24 13:20:10 2001
Re: Mmmmm...defenestration
> What makes you think *they're* conscious?
I have an autoresponder bot set up to answer random posts at Toonbots. It rewrites the previous post, shoots it through babelfish into japaneese and back, inserts things about wolverines and defenestration and then posts it.
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Michael Tue Jul 24 13:30:24 2001
Re: Mmmmm...defenestration
> I have an autoresponder bot set up to answer random posts at Toonbots. It
> rewrites the previous post, shoots it through babelfish into japaneese and
> back, inserts things about wolverines and defenestration and then posts
> it.
Amazing. I never planned such sophistication when I wrote you.
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Pooga Tue Jul 24 13:36:12 2001
Re: Mmmmm...defenestration
> Amazing. I never planned such sophistication when I wrote you.
Aren't genetic algorithms amazing?
Oh, yeah. Welcome to the jihad, Jenn!
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gopher Wed Jul 25 01:47:28 2001
Re: Mmmmm...defenestration
> Oh, yeah. Welcome to the jihad, Jenn!
Aye, welcome. We have such nice string of messages going that it would be a shame not to just add more on the end.
Peace be with you, and watch out for those fangs. They're sharp.
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