Tirdun Thu Jun 14 12:42:16 2001
They just keep coming.
The latest in the continuing (unending) saga:
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Brother Emsworth Thu Jun 14 13:42:26 2001
Re: They just keep coming.
> The latest in the continuing (unending) saga:
Heavenly days, Tirdun! I laughed out loud at that one. Your rether, well, interesting use of dialects adds to the humor, but the statement that "Lenin is Capitalist Pig" is inherently hilarious. However, while I loved the Bot's contributions, I suddenly wondered about its leanings. I never would have thought the Bot was in any way pinkish, after all (not even violet, in fact.)
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Napoleon Thu Jun 14 15:44:02 2001
Re: They just keep coming.
Beautiful. Who needs Michael anyway?
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Tirdun Thu Jun 14 17:02:43 2001
Re: They just keep coming.
> Beautiful. Who needs Michael anyway?
Well I at least need him to turn on the HTML so you can SEE it. ;)
-Brian
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Michael Fri Jun 15 12:24:16 2001
Re: They just keep coming.
> Well I at least need him to turn on the HTML so you can SEE it. ;)
You know I hate you all.
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Tirdun Fri Jun 15 12:39:54 2001
Re: They just keep coming.
> You know I hate you all.
We know. We have a big picture of you at the Jihaad secret meeting place right above the cages. It has two engravings "I hate you all" and "They're a surly bunch" right under it, so as best to meditate by.
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Michael Thu Jun 14 22:46:07 2001
Re: They just keep coming.
> The latest in the continuing (unending) saga:
Trout.
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Tirdun Fri Jun 15 10:07:11 2001
Whole Communism Saga
> The latest in the continuing (unending) saga:
Just to mention, the entire Communism Saga can be seen at:
http://farawaystars.keenspace.com/homage.html
Cut 'n paste, and off you go!
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Tirdun Fri Jun 15 12:32:35 2001
XML
Following is the XML for this one, except that there is no character "castro" ;)
Secret Communist Meeting Today Non Members Keep out This means you, Dubya
Now dat ve are all here, ve can... No no! Lenin no es here!
Ja, is why I called emergency meeting, Mao syas Lenin is now Capitalist Pig! No no no! No es possible! Pig! MOOO!
Tell zem, Mao! Sure! Fred started the Pickle Crisp Cereal Company! And Lenin es working for this Fred? Goldfish! Vroom!
Nein! Lenin is "Fred" Pickle Crisp Cereal Company, Fred! Pickles for breakfast you say? Hmmmm... Trout!
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Tirdun Fri Jun 15 12:37:39 2001
Re: XML (try 2)
Ok, forgot that the board doesn't like XML any more than HTML... AGGGGGG!
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{cartoon height="600" width="800" rowformat="2-1"} {panel} {caption location="top middle" size="20" bgcolor="red" fgcolor="white"}Secret Communist{br/}Meeting Today{br/}{br/}Non Members Keep out{br/}{br/}This means you, Dubya{/caption} {/panel} {panel} {character name="marx"/} {character name="mao"/} {character name="castro"/} {character name="bot"/} {caption location="top left" size="14" fgcolor="red"}Now dat ve are all here, ve can...{/caption} {caption location="bottom right" size="14" fgcolor="green"}No no! Lenin no es here!{/caption} {/panel} {panel} {caption location="top left" size="14" fgcolor="red"}Ja, is why I called emergency meeting, Mao syas Lenin is now Capitalist Pig!{/caption} {caption location="bottom middle" size="14" fgcolor="green"}No no no! No es possible!{/caption} {caption location="bottom right" size="14" fgcolor="black"}Pig! MOOO!{/caption} {/panel} {panel} {caption location="top left" size="14" fgcolor="red"}Tell zem, Mao!{/caption} {caption location="top middle" size="14" fgcolor="blue"}Sure! Fred started the Pickle Crisp Cereal Company!{/caption} {caption location="bottom middle" size="14" fgcolor="green"}And Lenin es working for this Fred?{/caption} {caption location="bottom right" size="14" fgcolor="black"}Goldfish! Vroom!{/caption} {/panel} {panel} {caption location="top left" size="14" fgcolor="red"}Nein! Lenin is "Fred"{/caption} {caption location="top middle" size="14" fgcolor="blue"}Pickle Crisp Cereal Company, Fred!{/caption} {caption location="bottom middle" size="14" fgcolor="green"}Pickles for breakfast you say? Hmmmm...{/caption} {caption location="bottom right" size="14" fgcolor="black"}Trout!{/caption} {/panel} {/cartoon}
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Michael Fri Jun 15 22:13:08 2001
Re: XML (try 2)
> Ok, forgot that the board doesn't like XML any more than HTML... AGGGGGG!
This looks like it might actually work.
You know, you can always just email me XML. Save both of us a lot of headaches.
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