Over the past couple of days as I datamined the Despammed spam archives for Storm botnet spam, I've grown to really enjoy their madcap subjects (latest here). But today?

Guys! "Obama bribing countrymen" or "McCain picks Osama bin Laden as VP" are hilarious! But "Video News"? "Top stories"? Come on! If you're going to hijack a million people's machines to spam us all, the least you can do is to continue to be entertaining about it. This? This is beneath you.